Monday, July 13, 2009

THE POP-UP CARWASH

So we were on our way home from work just driving along and we drove by the ghost area of Independence Dr., where all the stores used to be but are now just vacant buildings, and we saw a guy sitting in a lawn chair with a sign next to him for car wash. Behind the guy was a big white van with no windows and a trailer with a couple hundred gallon water tank on it. We did a double take and weren't sure what to think about it. So, the next day we drove by and this time, to our surprise, there was a car getting washed by the young fellow. Now, I wouldn't trust my little toy cars to this guy but seemed like he was doing okay for himself.

As it got closer to summer we started to notice more of these. It didn't matter what parking lot it was there was always a van/trailer/car wash in every lot. Finally, this phenomenon came to my works parking lot, only this guy was way smarter than any other guy we saw because he parked underneath a tree, so he was in the shade.BRILLIANT.



I think Charlotte might have more entrepreneur's than any other city I have ever been too. If your lucky, you can even find a pop up car wash that has a generator and a vacuum so the guy can vacuum out your car for you. I guess when it comes down to it, would you rather go to a reputable business car wash or would you rather help stimulate the economy by going to a mom and pop car wash...you make the decision.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Snow Day?

Since we moved down here, when we tell people we are from WI they all say brr you must be used to the cold and snow. Just wait until we get snow here, everything shuts down and all of the stores will be out of milk, eggs, and bread. We weren't sure if people were just over reacting or what, but we were excited to see what was going to happen when we got our first snow.


We woke up on a Tuesday morning and didn't realize it had snowed until we looked outside. There was probably about a half inch to an inch of snow on the ground. We started watching the news and schools were closing left and right. We were curious to see what the roads were going to be like. After i got done scrapping the ice and snow off of the car (glad i kept that snow scraper) it was time to see how the roads were. Not surprisingly people were driving really slow. This was expected, but contrary to popular belief, we did see a snowplow on the road. That was funny, in WI people pass snow plows because you don't want the salt to bounce onto your car and snow plows just don't drive fast enough. Here, there were people slamming on their brakes so they could get behind the snowplow. I have never seen people ride a snowplow the way these people did, unbelievable.



THE BIG SNOW!


At the end of March, we got the big storm. This was the storm of the winter...we got about three inches. But it was the things that led up to the storm and the aftermath. About an hour before the snow was supposed to come we went to the store to get some food for our shrimp soup bread bowls. Now, before we got to the store we had kind of forgotten that people freak out about snow here. We got to the store and didn't think anything of it, then we walked down the bread aisle. The only other time I have ever seen a bread aisle that depleted was when our other local grocery store went out of business, and I walked in there the day before it shut down. People had apparently come and stocked up on the essentials due to the threat of three inches of snow. People down here seriously thought that if it snowed Sunday they might not go out until the following week. Obviously, schools were cancelled the next morning and my work was even on a two hour delay. While I was at work a girl from down here told me I was crazy because I was going to drive to a restaurant during my lunch break. There was still some slush in the intersections, but that was it...I am sooo crazy.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Bankruptcy for Circuit City

Flick and I heard Circuit City was going bankrupt, so we decided to take a trip to the store to see if there was anything we would possibly want at a good price. Well, if you have any questions as to why they are going bankrupt, here is a story for you. We get to the store and there are signs everywhere stating up to "20% off everything". It seems like a pretty good deal. However, as we walked around we noticed that TV's, cameras, printers, etc. are all still WAY over priced. Circuit City is obviously taking advantage of their business going "out of business". We and the rest of the smart people in the world can just figure out that they set their prices HIGHER than they originally were, and have now just put "marked down" price tags on their appliences, making it look like you are getting a good deal.

But that's not even where this story was going. As we wondered through the store a little more, we came to the PC games. Flick has been looking into movie making programs, so we decided to take a closer look. He found one that seemed to be what he was looking for and decided with the 10% off, it would be a good deal on a $50.00 program. As I continued to look around I found something I wanted to purchase also. So we made our way to the cash registers. Now you should know, with all the people in the store trying to make a GREAT purchase on all these marked down store items, they have ONE register open...ONE.

Flick goes first. He sets his item on the counter and the young man scans the game then proceeds to get out a calculator and mannually figure out the discounted price. Now recall that the original price was $50.00. The young man says $37.50. Now, $37.50 is not 10% of $50.00 but by the looks of the man behind the counter he did not know what he was doing, so we went with it, considering his "screw up" was in our favor. So surprised at the low price, Flick just gave the guy his credit card and went on his way.

Then I stepped forward, placed my item (I'm not going to say what because it would be way too embarassing) on the counter. Again, the young man scanned my item ($9.99) then got out the calculator to figure out the new price. My total comes to about $8.50, which would be about right. So maybe this guy isn't as big of an idiot as we think.

At this time I look over at Flick and he is standing near the door surrounded by about eight (I don't know how to put this in a nice way) huge technology losers. You know the look: Big bellies, dark hair, balding, big glasses, un-shaven faces and arm pit staines on their nice collard white button ups. Anyway, I see one of them look over at Flick and say, "HELLO!! How are you this evening?". At this point I just want to laugh, as Flick just turns his head, with a WOW look on his face, and doesn't say a single word back to the man.

Laughing inside, I look back the the man behind the counter as he says here is your change ma'am. He gives me the 50 cents first then what he thought was $11.00. I look down and see that he actually gave me two $10.00's back instead of a $10 and a $1. In my head I am contiplating...do I tell him or no...do I tell him or no...well being the good person I am I say, "you gave me the wrong change back" and I hand him back a $10.

After doing it, I never thought if I were in that type of situation I would be honest. I always thought about me being on a hidden camera show and I would be the one person that looks like a cheapskate, but I guess I just under estimated myself. I sit there waiting for him to open up the register and just give me a $1.00. The man in line behind me says, "you know I saw that in a movie once, and the guy behind the counter was an angel." So I say, "well I must have done a good deed for the day then" and he says "yes you did." So I am actually starting to feel pretty good about myself but as we are talking the guy behind the counter takes the guy behind me's things and starts ringing them up. I'm kind of in shock for a moment because he still owes me a $1.00, I look over and Flick who is still being surrounded by the technology losers, and I just say "F#%* IT" (pardon my french) Lets get OUT OF HERE!!

Now, I realize that the store is closing and all of the employee's may just be reacting especially since the announcement came only three days earlier. But come on, people just standing around, one line open, and the guy behind the register being a huge idiot. If you say you didn't see this coming, then WOW!

AND I AM STILL PISSED ABOUT NOT GETTING MY $1.00 BACK AFTER BEING SO HONEST!!!!

-Hammer

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

NASCAR lives on

So today I was watching the news during my lunch break and I happened to catch one of the best stories of the year. Normally when I watch the news it is very depressing to see how many criminals are out there and the messed up stuff they do. Every once in a while those messed up people will surprise you with a funny story even though it may not be that funny.
So the big news story for the afternoon today in Charlotte was that some man had something stolen from him. The item that was stolen from him was a NASCAR Championship ring. This nearly brought me to tears because I was laughing so hard. Now, I will be the first to say that yes I did jump to conclusions and I also stopped listening to the rest of the news story.
Here's what I think, first of all how does the guy know he didn't just lose it???? Well, odds are if someone broke into this guys "House" aka trailer, there must not have been too many valuables around. I mean who breaks into someones house and only steals a ring...maybe if it was a ring that was really valuable say maybe a princess or queen had I could understand. But someone broke into a house (trailer) and stole a ring. Here is what I think happened. Some guy decided to break into some other guys trailer home...(big mistake first of all, you'll either get shot or won't find anything)...after ransaking all of the Budweiser from the fridge he looked around to see if he could find some valuables. After not finding any authentic NASCAR gear in the closet he looked towards the dresser and saw the most beautiful ring he had ever seen. He took the ring and got away.
Now the news reports this story but they leave out some details...they leave out the trailer and call it a house, they don't interview anyone because the mullets would give it away, and they don't repeat anything the owner says because he drank too much Bud the night before to remember where he actually put the ring.
Anyhow, that is about it, I just got a kick out of that being the top story of the afternoon.

-Flick

Monday, December 22, 2008

Charlotte Holiday Party

So Flick and I were invited to a holiday party through my work. When given the invitation, my co-worker says to me, well of course you will go, you don't know any better, you're new around here. Well he was exactly right. When I got home that evening I told Flick of the party and he also agreed to "why wouldn't we go". The invitation says, "Free Food, Beer and Drinks, until it runs out". So why would we choose NOT to go! Even if we weren't new, that's just silly. So when the weekend of the party came: (1) we were excited because we actually had something to do, (2) we weren't going to have to spend any money and (3) we were looking forward to seeing how a few drunkin-ADULT southerners acted after a few free drinks. Well, walking into the bar we felt pretty special because we were actually at a private party...which you could not enter unless you had the invitation.
(Flick starts typing now)
I didn't really know what to expect but there was a good chance we were going to get to experience something different again. At first it was kind of awkward because we didn't really know a lot of people and we didn't have anywhere to sit. After about fifteen minutes hammer's co-worker offered us a couple of spots at their table...this is where things took a turn for the better. We were close enough to the band that we had to yell to each other but we also had a front row view of the dance floor, which unknowingly would come in handy for us later. After talking to the local folk for awhile we noticed that there was a buzz amongst the crowd of fifty or so people. That buzz was the fact that everyone was starting to get a little drunk. As we were sitting there talking everyone at my table was staring past me towards the dance floor. I turned around to see the drunkest person there out on the dance floor bustin' a move. She was dancing with her drink and heels on...not a good combo. The band was a jazz band and I was really starting to get into it. After a while the drunk lady on the dance floor had danced with at least seven different guys and was now starting to look towards our tables direction in hopes of finding another dance partner. This is when I became frightened and tried to hide behind my beer bottle. All of the sudden one of the guys at our table popped up and went towards the dance floor. This guy hadn't really said anything all night and was sporting an awesome mustache and had a hint of a mullet growing. He got up on the dance floor and danced with, but not touching, the dance superstar. For the next three minutes we witnessed the most awkward contorsions, jolts, movements, and head swinging we had ever seen out of a person. Hammer and I started laughing at first but then we realized that he was serious. He finally got done and came back to the table with a whole new swagger about him. We could tell that he was really proud of what he just did and I'm sure he just couldn't wait to get home so he could tell his NASCAR buddies about it. After this happened we had a few moments of silence while the band took a break...luckily they came back out and after a quick trip back to the bar so did the dance superstar. We noticed that she had hit a new level and was starting to sway. She got really close to the band and on one occassion she got tangled up in some wires and stumbled, this of course caugt our attention and as we all turned to look she was finally done in by the wires and she crashed to the ground. She took a good spill but being the champ that she was she dusted herself off and was back at it in no time. We didn't stay too much longer after that because a guy sitting behind me, who sounded like a NASCAR announcer, was starting to get really drunk and was making things really uncomfortable. Apparently, it is okay to get drunk and make inappropriate comments to strangers about the other strangers that you're with. And he started talking about confederate flags and stuff like that which signaled to me, it was time to go. Nonetheless, we both had a good time, and got to witness some funny drunk people. I will be able to live forever with the memory of the best three minutes of dancing I will ever see.

-Hammer and Flick

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wal-Mart in Charlotte

Before today, I have never walked out of Wal-Mart with a smile on my face. I am usually pissed off at one of the following; poor service, crappy products, annoying staff, disgusting staff, slow people walking down the aisles, trashy people, kids screaming and running around, creepy people, and always my favorite creepy, weird staff. I always think it will be fun to go there and just look around, but usually after ten minutes I am so irritated that on occasion I have just put everything I have in my arms on a random shelf and walked out. Not only that, while I am trying to walk out the dumb people walking in can't read the ENTER or EXIT sign and usually are blocking me from leaving. Then you enter the parking lot which is basically a free for all. People driving the wrong way down the lanes, lazy fat people walking down the middle of the lanes, and kids running around nearly getting hit by the old timers who are driving a car that they have no idea how to drive.
All of that being said I had the experience of a lifetime at Wal-Mart tonight. Now I did have to ignore a lot of the usual things that happen but here it is. As we were walking in we saw what looked like the typical greeter. He fooled us good with his mullet and missing teeth. As soon as we were close to him he gave a full extended arm wave and a very enthusiastic HI YA'LL AND WELCOME TO WAL-MART. This typically would have appalled me but this guy was so happy and enthusiastic it took every ounce of my energy not to high five the guy.
We finish our shopping and pay and we are now on our way out. We thought we could sneak out without having to say anything to the greeter but once again we mis-judged him. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND THANKS FOR CHOOSING WAL-MART. I responded back to the man with a thank you and take care. He refused to let me have the last word and once again gave an enthusiastic response, YOUR WELCOME AND HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON.
If this guy doesn't win employee of the month, then I want to meet the guy who did because he must be a class act.

-Flick

Sunday, November 9, 2008

WI versus Charlotte: The differences we see

Flick and I have been here for about two months now and I think it’s safe to say there are some differences between our new home in Charlotte and our old homes back in Wisconsin. Of course there are some obvious differences but there are some small ones too. Again, many of these are just our opinions and thoughts and not facts by any means.

1) Well the big obvious one is weather of course. We have enjoyed getting phone calls of it snowing in WI while we are experiencing 75 degree weather. Haha to all of you back in WI! =) But people here think 75 is too cold and they close down pools for the season at the temp.

2) People really do love their fried chicken and biscuits. Not only is there KFC, but Chick-fil-A, Bojangles and Churches, all selling some sort of fried chicken. And they are on every corner; it’s like the Starbucks of LA. During lunch hour at work, it’s all they ever want. I find it quite humorous! With all the fried chicken places, it leaves no room for places like Culvers or cheap breakfast places like Perkins.

3) Ya’ll is said and written in messages. It really is used ALL the time.

4) The variety of frozen pizzas is very slim in grocery stores. In WI you have a whole wall of freezers filled with different brands of frozen pizzas. Here you are lucky to find two.

5) Milk is expensive, while beer and liquor are generally cheap.

6) There are dollar stores everywhere.

7) People rarely use their blinkers while driving but they usually drive the speed limit. Illinois people would never last.

8) Every single neighborhood is named. It is written on a decorated sign with flowers and bushes surrounding it.

9) Speaking of landscaping, to mulch around trees and bushes they use pine needles not wood chips or small rocks like people in WI would use.

10) Many of the people here aren’t actually from here.

11) Apparently parents don’t believe in having their children picked up by the school bus. The lines in front of the high, middle, and elementary schools of parents waiting to pick up their children at the end of the day are ridiculous.

12) City busses have their own little section on the highway to avoid traffic, which is nice.

13) There are at least 3 car accidents every morning and afternoon during rush hours, turning the highways into parking lots very often.

14) There are speed humps not bumps on the roads, mostly through neighborhoods and around schools.

15) There are security officers in front of or at the door of almost all buildings/businesses.

16) People freak out, stock there cabinets and not drive anywhere if they hear there will be a chance of snow.

17) The news isn’t worth watching because it’s generally about people being murdered, which I guess would be true in any bigger city (it’s not anywhere near where we live of course).

18) They don’t sell Spotted Cow down here, which makes us both very sad.

19) They call “Downtown”, Uptown. We didn’t know WHAT they were talking about when we first moved here.

20) Some of the clubs uptown have people in the bathrooms that dry your hands for you so when you go in there for the first time drunk, don’t freak out and think that someone is trying to steal your purse.

21) In waiting rooms where it should be quiet and you would talk in a whisper…people are loud.

22) People are friendly, always using expressions like sweetie, hun or darling.

23) Appetizers are smaller than you would expect them to be, while the meals are usually larger than you would expect. Their side salads are huge!

24) They ALWAYS ask to see your ID if you order an alcoholic beverage anywhere.

25) Gas stations have different prices, even if they are right across the street from one another. And it's not just a penny, it's sometimes 20 cents.

26) It takes about a half hour to go anywhere.

This is what we see so far, there will probably be more to come. So things are pretty different here from WI. Some good, some not so good but we LOVE it here anyway.

~Hammer